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The Ravensbury Arms, Mitcham

Total loser pub. the staff are bossy, inefficient and just plain mooses. The place should be bulldozed to the ground. Tossers the lot of them. A big fat zero is too high.

20 Jun 2010 14:11

Park Place, Mitcham

Regulary gets invaded by scaffolders getting aled up before attempting to shag their sisters or brothers. Truly awful clientale that even manage to lower the Mitcham tone.

20 Jun 2010 14:06

The Goat, Mitcham

Another pikey pub thats haunted by shirt-lifters. Service is hit and miss.

20 Jun 2010 14:00

Joiners Arms, Southampton

Full of tossers!!!!

20 Jun 2010 12:13

The Bittern, Southampton

full of chavs sho support Southampton when they are winning. Should be nuked off the planet!!!

20 Jun 2010 12:12

The White Lion of Mortimer, Mitcham

Full of pikey tosser who have been barred from other boozers. Rat-faced barwomen has a hooter the size of the hubble telescope!!!.

20 Jun 2010 12:09

The Kings Arms, Mitcham

remarkable how all the women have no teeth.

20 Jun 2010 12:06

The Gardeners Arms, Mitcham

Full of paddys hiding from the polish...whore touts her wares for cash in the toilet.

20 Jun 2010 12:05

The Cricketers, Mitcham

Full of inbred scum floggin off their daughters for a pint. Fugly.

20 Jun 2010 12:03

The Queens Head, Mitcham

Full of mincers who like unforms....ovepriced sup with no flavour. Please petrol bomb asap. Dreadfull tossers.

20 Jun 2010 12:01

The Crown, Mitcham

Full of mitcham chavs who make being a tosser an art form.

20 Jun 2010 11:58

JJ Moons, Tooting

Truely dreadfull place full of yardie would be's and scum of the highest order. Earthquake please.

20 Jun 2010 11:56

O'Neills, Wimbledon

Staff in this hole are gorillaz of the lowest order. Real monkey men and (women). Sod of back to meat hood land.

20 Jun 2010 11:52

The Wibbas Down Inn, Wimbledon

Gods waiting room....full of tossers banging on about the war.....staff too be avoided.....toilets desparingly smelly.

20 Jun 2010 11:50

Walkabout, Wimbledon

Full of ausiie mincers....if you want to lose your anal virginity here you go. Tossers!!!!

20 Jun 2010 11:48

The Hooden on the Green, Mitcham

Dreadfull!!!!!Mitcham pikeys in droves.....Bagdad here I come!!!

20 Jun 2010 11:36

The White Lion of Mortimer, Mitcham

Did I mention the bar staff are flipping ugly!!!!

20 Jun 2010 11:34

The Kings Arms, Mitcham

Decided to give the place another chance...I shouldn't have bothered!!!!!!The place still stinks the beer is over-priced slopps and the management keeping up their avoidance duties. The bar-women was a tad better looking than the dumpsters from the white lion. But its negliable.. A truelly flipping hopeless pub, inhabited by scum, whores and general lowlife.

20 Jun 2010 11:28

The White Lion of Mortimer, Mitcham

This place is dire. The barwomen? lets call them rat-face, square-face, and back-of-a-bus-face spend more time chewing lemons than pulling pints. Rat-face had chefs trousers on yesterday so avoid the food.I've seen her fella; he spends most of his time in plaster so god knows what living with her is like! I don't think John Terry would even touch her, size of her hooter. The beer is woefull too, but lets face it look at the sour pusses who are pouring it! Fugly is not descriptive enough!!. Rat-face gets in the poppy for a moan....whoever dyes her hair should be shot. although is was probably her...the five pound an hour wages cant take her too far. specially with that layabout she's shacked up with.Tim Martin should hang his head in shame..how blind is he employing those ugly sisters...DISGRACE.

20 Jun 2010 11:20

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