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The Lofty Turtle, East Sheen

great bar..... if you enjoy seeing the worlds insanely record breaking waxed handle bar tash.... give it a look.

21 Apr 2014 13:46

The Pig and Whistle, East Sheen

Unbeliveable pub, went in there with me old mate barry hatrick to pull a few binting milfs, but Jeremy the landlord caught barry giving a big dolly bird a dirty fish hook round the back of the bins, and I was asked to leave as I cheered at spurs winning on the tv, nice pub if you like getting a reach around.

21 Apr 2014 13:39

Church Inn, Chelmorton

Rubbish, gola is lying

28 Mar 2011 21:20

The Crown Hotel, Chertsey

Hey crunt, if your reading this, sorry about ringing u other night I need boat number. I just snuck out of office, gotta be quick before Pan Larkin spots me with his Herschel innerspace endescope!

28 Mar 2011 18:27

Boons, Horbury

lovely rub a dub

19 Jan 2011 09:37

Moores Bar, Chertsey

Remember this place aptly named. Thomas moores everywhere, not any more, went here with the crunt, gigolo, Ebdon, his best mate paleface and cashmere. Australian theme now, the crunt pointed out that there union jack was all messed up: too many stars and shamrocks, they asked us too leave. Paleface shouted out.
"Australians??... Returned to the scene of the crime have yahhh!"

Grundy - network 7 production

14 Jan 2011 14:17

The Olde Swan Hotel, Chertsey

Great pub, Lots of characters in here, going to sneak down here for the arsenal vs west ham game cup final, telling the boss I'm having my liver seen to at St peters: too much ale. My boss never lets me watch the games especially cos he's west ham, knows I'm a gooner, he won't stop banging on about how good Wayne bridge is going to be.

Nonce sense!

14 Jan 2011 14:08

The Victory, Chertsey

Fantastic pub, real nice characters, not many toms at the bar, but plenty space to get completely out of control, haven't tried the food yet, think I will try tomorrow, sneak out of work early, as long as the boss don't find out.

10 Jan 2011 18:22

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