BITE user comments - mad_john
Comments by mad_john
one word will settle all debate about this place.
shithole.
8 Jun 2009 11:43
sweet baby jesus and the baptists.
this place stinks of wee.
and there are big fat hairy muff munchers in every darkened corner, quitely flicking each others beans.
avoid this place like the plague. its a rat-infested cess pit of doom that the devil himself would br proud to drink in.
8 Jun 2009 11:39
The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
well, between splitting me trousers and splitting me time between here, GJs and the tup, i'm splitting me difference.
gawd what a legendery street of pubs. with them three, its like a 24 hour party city central.
just off down the standard for a nice long afternoon session. the fun times never end, perverts.
its a knicker and bra fandango festival down there. sniff sniff sniffity sniff.
8 Jun 2009 11:26
The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
hallo peeps! mad john here.
i must take umbrance to reverend chris. he is not mad john, i am. and i do not run a kebab shop. for your information, it is a turkish take out restaurant.
reverend, please do not post any thing else trying to make people think you are me.
anyway, hopefully the standard will be selling my turkish delights over the bar soon. i'm trying to tie up an exclusivity deal with the moustachio-ed owner.
17 Jan 2009 14:31
The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
hallo peeps! mad john here.
well what can i say. just had a few early monday jars down the legendary royale-standarde and i must report that things are better than ever.
they are now having an "early risers" monday afternoon special. some bird from tooting called ping-pong-ting-tong spreads 'em wide on the end of the bar and if you can bat the ping pong ball that she fires from her gaper through a hoop then you get free beers for the rest of the day. everyone gets a go. its a hoot i tell you.
and afterwards, everyone gets a go on ping-pong-ting-tong. she may be a bit rough and stinky, but ey, this is monday afternoon after all and beggars can't be choosers.
a word of worning though. make sure you take your own ping-pong paddle.
29 Dec 2008 15:13
The Royal Standard, Colliers Wood
Just returned to this place for the first time in over a year. I were a bit mental when I posted them earlier comments by the way. On the worng drugs at the time.
Anyway. It's a hovel. But it's my kind of hovel. Is niceeeee. It hasn't changed.
Was chatting to one chap in there. He had six nipples. Nice chap though. Local I think.
Aside from that very little to tell about this place. Is niceeeee. Don't expect I'll be back in there in the next year though.
Is niceeeee.
18 Jan 2011 08:07