Lizard Lounge, Nottingham

The kind of fur-coat-and-no-knickers place you go to when you get three numbers on the lottery and you want to pick up whatever bits of scrat Notts County players can't be bothered with.

6 Nov 2006 02:50

Tantra, Nottingham

When Third Division footballers stop going to your pub, you know it's rubbish. Opens late in the week, but don't bother - go to Bar Schnapps.

6 Nov 2006 02:44

The Horn in Hand, Nottingham

Rubbish student bar.

6 Nov 2006 01:55

Foremans Bar, Nottingham

Great, unpretentious oasis in a sea of chain rubbish.

6 Nov 2006 01:53

Cucamara, Nottingham

Pretend cocktails for pretend adults. The whiff coming off the minging chicken place next door clashes with the stink of the actual bar. The place has all the charm of a smashed-up bus shelter. Avoid.

6 Nov 2006 01:51