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Crumpled Horn, Upminster - pub details

Crumpled Horn

Address: 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster, Essex, RM14 2AJ [map] [gmap]

Tel: 0871 951 1000 (ref 12867) - calls cost 10p per minute plus network extras

Nearest tube stations Upminster (0.4 miles), Upminster Bridge (0.7 miles)

Nearest train stations Upminster (0.3 miles), Emerson Park (1.8 miles), Gidea Park (2.8 miles)

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Marstons pub a short walk from Upminster station and with an uninspiring ale range - Banks's Bitter, Marstons Pedigree & Jennings Cumberland Ale. It was cheap enough now and with seemingly no Wetherspoons in Upminster, it serves a purpose. Food seemed to be popular too. The pub itself is a large, single room with some tables with high stools and other tables more suitable for dining.
blue_scrumpy - 11 Oct 2015 21:17
One of the few - well 2 - pubs in central Upminster. I've always found it a bit hit and miss. I've spent some pleasant evenings here drinking with friends. On the other hand I've had some awful meals here. The last time here, my fish was overcooked and dry. Previously I had the fajitas, which were not bad. Beer can be a bit insipid. I don't rate the Marstons beers much and why they bother with the mediocre Banks, god knows.
HornchurchJohn - 13 Feb 2015 16:15
A post New Year drink found the CH surprisingly quiet.

Three real ales were on sale (Marstons EPA & Pedigree and Banks Bitter). Tried a pint of each and was not disappointed.

Good natured staff made for a pleasant evening.
twineyboy - 4 Jan 2014 18:13
This pub seems to have the charm of a Wetherspoon without the Spoon's selling point of a good real ale choice and cheap prices. I cannot believe that they bring Boring old Banks beer all the way from the Midlands. The design of the place is interesting though with the opening windows at the front. They seem to be pitching a pretty dull food range rather strongly but Upminster could well do with more drinking pubs and less cloned pub food. The food here is fairly indistinguishable from Ember pubs down the road. Why can't the owners be a bit different?
elpescado - 4 Jul 2010 17:36
visited a few times and all in all friendly service and good beer... hob goblin on draught .......
gruppe8 - 29 May 2010 10:57

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