Litten Tree, Aylesburyback to pub details please note - reviews on this site are purely the opinion of site visitors, so don't take them too seriously.
Now been cleaned up a lot. Friendly Staff, more than reasonable food and a good selection of sensibly priced ales. Smartarse door staff spoil it a bit at weekends though.
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now the kingsbury
if aylesbury had a public toilett the kingsbury would be it !
18 monthes ago it had quite a nice refitt but as the manager left it has now been left to rot ever since .
mainly populated by the stella crew normaly found on the benches around the square or the local homeless
its a great shame as it was realy starting to come together but now its just run down dirty and badly run !
avoid at all costs
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Rude staff who don�t know how to make a cocktail. I will not be making a return visit.
jlh22 - 24 Jan 2009 21:27 |
This is Aylesbury's premier "Hoe-fightin'" venue and really needs demolishing - preferably with the usual clientele still inside.
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For my sins I recently visited this venue, and after eventually negotiating my way past the sarcastic witisisms of the two bouncers, which incidentally were more Max and Tanya than Max and Paddy, I found myself inside.
Did I dare to choose a pint of watery beer with less of a head on it that one of King Henry VIII's unfortunate wives, or go for the safer option of a bottle? A bottle it was then, on the basis that is was stored unopened and there was less chance of it getting spilled by a flailing elbow as I side-swiped my way through the energetic party revellers.
Getting back to the bar for a second drink was like the opening scenes of Saving Private Ryan, and although instead of bullets and mustard gas it was vulgar obscenities and cheap perfume that filled the airspace, I would have still preferred Tom Hanks to lead the way.
As per my previous visit to the bar, I didn't get served until, friends, colleagues, lads they took a shine to, or anyone with a height advantage over me had been served first.
After some time spent watching two teens attempting the Jitterbug, the evening wouldn't have been complete without the main event of two alcohol-fuelled 'men' Greco-style wrestling, with bottles and people being knocked to the floor in their wake. They did eventually take their 'fight' outside, presumably because they wouldn't have got their Ben Sherman shirts any dirtier if they rolled around on the pavement, as opposed to the carpet.
We were also reminded by the DJ, on several occasions, that we could post pictures of ourselves �enjoying� the evening on Facebook. The mere thought of pictorial evidence of my visit being published to the World Wide Web is enough to consider becoming a hermit. Either that or emigrating to Outer Mongolia. Do they know about Facebook out there yet?
I paid �3.00 to enter this place; I would have happily paid anything above this to leave.
Finally, a word of advice for anyone wishing to frequent, or being dragged to this establishment; If you've got a shirt or a top that matches, wear fishing waders, just on the off chance that you'll have to visit the facilities during your eventful stay.
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I was at wycombe last friday and was fascinated with the freshen up facility in the toilet, get one please we need it.
anonymous - 6 Aug 2007 00:49 |
I remember when this was Bar Med! Decor hasnt changed much though, and although drinks arnt fab i have had good times in there..
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Chav bar. God it's horrible. 'Nuff said.
buddy - 20 Dec 2004 11:23 |
Can't say I visit the "Litter Tray" often but it does seem to have some nice girls in it, albeit many are rather close to being prepubescent. Standard naff beers. Only pub in Aylesbury I have personally witnessed "attitude" in. Don't think they charge to get in anymore though. Worth visiting if you are 20 or under.
Mr Frisky - 12 Nov 2004 18:07 |
hey its mandy the northern lady ha ha! Thought i would add a comment. Wel what can i say, its the best place on a sat night in aylesbury!
Later x
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At last!! this toilet has been shut down due to the drop in attendance-it was crap, but now it is called "the litten tree" but it retains same decor in every kevved up pikey esque sense-that its predecessor had-except for, now wait for it...a new rug!!in the middle-and chairs on it-so that 40 somethings can mingle with the ever so mature (not!) crowd! well, its no improvement at all-its the same venue, with a rug on the ex dance floor-how rubbish is aylesbury? -stay in its really more happening in your living room-that place needs the good old ball and chain treatment-along with the last pikey/kev s that are fool enough to frequent!
rar!!
sexyboy - 1 Dec 2003 15:28 |
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