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Dexters, Weybridge

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Come here to meet my homies, Ebdon and Elphick, I thought we were going to meet in Ebdon's flat... But he always seems to be having his carpets shampooed. Anyway had some more boat specially wrapped as per... Whilst here waiting, I thought I'll order something for the table:

Sixteen bloomin oinions on a bed of eight porterhouse steaks with a blanket of sauteed nut squash,
Yard of butterscotch sauce
"Silence of the lambs" a farmers lively hood sacrificed for my gutty wutts
Stein of advocat......Rumble... Grumble!
That's when my tummy starting acting up, must have been that bean I had before I got here, straight to the bogs, Christ! There upstairs, well here goes.

After I had laid what appeared to be on par with the cable that electrocuted jaws 2, I noticed the smell was even making my own eyes burn, so I waddled out of there sharpish, squeezed passed some old geezer on stairs, didn't envy him.
Sat back down at table... Ebdon and elphick turned up, said they couldn't stay as there was a problem with the carpet shampooer, it had misfired!
After I left I noticed some comotoon at back of restaurant, and then an ambulance turned up. Turns out it was the old man who I passed on the stairs. R.I.P

Read in the paper that he died of The Bends!


oliphant - 13 Jan 2011 22:35
Great smoothies!!!
I always come in for the Banana milkshake!
Love the scotish bloke.

Angelina - 20 May 2006 16:52
A wine bar, so not the place to go for beer especially anyway
aleman - 18 Sep 2005 01:16
nice food nice staff couldnt ask for more from this little place.
anonymous - 24 May 2005 17:01
freindly staff bring on that brunch

anonymous - 20 May 2005 15:26
WE come as a family and love it this area needs a place like this we cant get enough. Freindly staff
mav - 20 May 2005 15:25
This place is fantastic. The food is great the staff are fun warm and careing.service is efficient they sell good beer and wine. good brunch exellent with kids. good value.
mav - 20 May 2005 15:23
This is a great place to kick start a Saturday morning. My boyfriend and I reguarly go there around 12 (to get the comfy seats) They serve an all day breakfast and the eggs benedict with a pint of Bud is perfect to start the weekend
Poppy Bale - 4 Nov 2004 11:14
A nice place to go for not only eating, but for a drink. However prices can be expensive, especially when service charge is added
Stephen - stephenblue@hotmail.com - 19 Jun 2004 17:47
It's not so much a pub as a steak house. Wouldn't go there for a drink but the foods not bad
Olly - 24 Oct 2003 14:41

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