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Cucamara, Nottingham

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Utter crap - but hilariously funny if you're prepared to roll with it and drink enough long island iced teas , and pretend you're in some nice NYC cocktail lounge.
Possibly where a vast number of the local kids were conceived.
steven_Wynn_Uk - 13 Nov 2010 17:45
Pretty vile.
MX7 - 24 Jul 2010 16:22
My post was removed anyway, it's a toilet
kenincamden - 21 Aug 2007 13:08
Pretend cocktails for pretend adults. The whiff coming off the minging chicken place next door clashes with the stink of the actual bar. The place has all the charm of a smashed-up bus shelter. Avoid.
DennisMcCarthy - 6 Nov 2006 01:51
A quality bar...great for cocktails!!!
The manager (I think his name is Nick???) is the best manager i have ever bloke!!!
Sharky01 - 31 Mar 2006 14:01
Great bar. Tequilla shots 4 a quid n the cocktails are lovely.
Bigz5443 - 25 Jan 2006 18:29
Oh well im sorry but i cant believe your 'dissin' my home town! Leg wobblers all round, wasted to the maxi! Small n smelly but bloody auseome cocktails when ur drunk!
EmzFabi - 6 Jun 2005 19:21
Love this seedy little place. Great cocktails and a friendly atmosphere. It made Nottingham bearable - except for when a brick came through the window of the place once. Cucamras seriously rocks though. Go there and drink blue lightening and get wasted. God knows theres nothing else to do in the god awful city
kingpin - 28 May 2005 00:30
really seedy and dodgy looking but that kind of adds to its charm! the cocktails are looooooovely
Allythecowgirl - 20 May 2005 11:28
Home of the tequilia slammer and it certianly is.. always packed.. rather lush bar man too.. students and people who generally want to go and havea good night are here..Everyone is always drunk. Upstairs is small and music is still loud downstairs is quiet cold in the back room but get a few jugs of cocktails down you and you'll be alright.. a personal faveroute never had any trouble apart from the flirty men.. haha.. :) excellent bar.. nice cocktails.. good atmosphere even though you do have to shout a little.
Bunny_girl - 18 Apr 2005 16:38
Suggest you keep well clear of this one. Comments made by the bouncer to my 18 year old daughter for no reason "ID fake - Dumb Bitch" when neither were true. Unable to contact bar on telephone.
anonymous - 2 Apr 2005 23:42
Set just a short distance away from Market Square, Cucamara serves extremely cheap, extremely alcoholic cocktails in a place that's an excellent start to a night. The music is quiet enough that you can actually talk to the people at your table.
Chris - 29 Jan 2004 19:00
Good place to hit before templers, cocktails rather cheap!
Matthew - 18 Jan 2004 19:28
Am relying on the views of a friend (Lee), who loved this place and always raved about it and the great cocktails. considering how much he hated the city as a whole, this bar must be fantastic!
anyonebutmanu - 13 Jan 2004 15:58
i had 4 leg wobblers in 15 minutes in this place as a misguided law student on his 21st birthday. it was like taking my brain out and soaking it in brake fluid, i can tell you. Top place!
sparky the magic piano - 24 Mar 2003 01:21
As a 6th-former I spent many a Friday night drinking vast amounts of tequila in this bar.
phil - 20 Mar 2003 12:42
Right off Market Square - excellent value cocktail bar. Lots of students but mostly quite fit.
Olly - 5 Nov 2002 13:28

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